Fang's Diary

Fang is back.........the kitty posse worked! You tried to be so helpful to LD, sometimes you just have to almost drop a bomb on people to take notice of things! Good thing you didn't actually have to drop a 'bomb' but added a link for her to see. I hope Adrift also found her way back here too.......I'll go look. You stay in touch now, you hear?

Oh thank goodness Fang is back and all is well! Well, at least as well as can be in that household!!

You need to keep in touch with us more Fang - we worry :(

Hey Fang! This Is Tristan you know the handsome border collie that owns Aerwin? Well you want to talk crazy ? Just let me tell you! Well of course I have a routine , every morning when I wake I take Aerwin running. But while I am all excited about going I have to wait on her to put on her running shoes and get here mp3 player, SOOOOO she always leaves her mp3 by the cell phone and yesterday she was trying to charge her cell up before we left BUT with the mp3 head phones. I was trying to tell her ! It took her a full two minutes before she realized what she was doing! Do you believe that???? Also she NEVER lets me give my love freely to the ladies , she thinks SHE has to get paid for that! A stud fee! Well I am a stud but I believe in free love, don't you? And when I take her out to work those stupid sheep sometimes she gives me the wrong command. Sheesh. And then I have to correct her. It is exhausting. Sometimes I wish for a younger more nubile owner, but who else will watch over her?? Noone else I know. Well I better go see what she is doing before she gets in trouble.

WOW Tristan!! You sure have your work cut-out for you don't you!! Sounds like Aerwin can be a handfull! Good thing she has you to help her out and take care of her.

Hey - I figured as long as you were going to be posting with us Tristan that you needed your own smilie!

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OMG, FC where did you find this :tristan: ? It's perfect.

I am thankful we no longer have any pets. I can only imagine the stories they could tell!

Tristan, just keep watching over Aerwin for us, okay?

I KNOW!! I couldn't believe it when I found it! Well, it would be more perfect if it were a Border Collie

I did a Google Image search of "animated dog emoticons" and that is how I found it! I couldn't believe my luck when I saw the sheep too!

We have no pets to tell on us Good thing/bad thing

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Tristan, just keep watching over Aerwin for us, okay

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Trust me nobody else will take this job! So I have to. :tristan:

You know what else she won't let me do? eat the cat food. Now everyone KNOWS Cat food is one million times better than dog food!

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Hey hey Tristan!
I can so appreciate what you mean about these human pets! Think what state they would be in if we weren't about to protect them!
I can't believe that you can't give your love out freely (ummmmmmmm...does this constitute Aerwin as a "Madam"??) I hope she doesn't have any of those ugly dogs as clients...for your sake!!
We so must exchange tips from now on...hehehe ways to make our lives more bareable (& torment them a little too!)
One of my tricks in the morning -
LD opens the door for me to go out while she gets ready for work.At some point I'll come very quietly back into the house, instead of making the usual loud entrance & hide somewhere.LD always like me in the house when she goes to work - she says it's so she knows I'm safe, but I think it's just using me as an unpaid security guard !!
So of course, I stay hidden, trying not to laugh as she stand at the door yelling my name, then goes outside searching in my usual spots etc....& when she FINALLY comes back to the house, I make sure I'm sat in the middle of the room so she can't miss me as she walks in :black cat: .
Maybe you could do that next time you are with the dumb sheep, go off in the wrong direction, do a circle out of sight, & then sneak up behing Aerwin & sit quietly behind her as she is yelling for you to come back!

Oh Fang

Fang..............you are incorrigible! I so love it!

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Oh Fang

Awwwwwwwwww Auntie FC!! I disappointed you????? I'm sooooooooo upset........................................ Hehehe I think you know me now

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Fang..............you are incorrigible! I so love it!

I try my best :hug: Hehehehe

Pst Tristan- I've sent you some pouches of catfood (ok it is the ones I don't like...but hey!) I have disguised them as "Swine flu vaccine for Tristans" though it was a bugger covering the label - bloody cellotape sticks to my fur like noones busines!! Enjoy my canine pal!! (BTW - I have never ever ever ever ever said "Cat's rule,Dog's Drool"...umm no...not at all, nope never ,though I can't deny I never know what I'm saying on a catnip night out - if you get my drift )

Oh my little nephew - I am not disappointed in you! I am so proud of what a little imp you are!! Must run in the genes because you cousins Eric and Justin are the same way!

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I can so appreciate what you mean about these human pets! Think what state they would be in if we weren't about to protect them!
I can't believe that you can't give your love out freely (ummmmmmmm...does this constitute Aerwin as a "Madam"??) I hope she doesn't have any of those ugly dogs as clients...for your sake!!
We so must exchange tips from now on...hehehe ways to make our lives more bareable (& torment them a little too!)

Fangster, you are such a cheeky, funny, little devil! Maybe LD can act as your Madam too! Even though you are not *cough, cough* quite the cat you used to be, you still know how to charm the ladies...that is for sure!

Tristan, you go boy!!! What goes on in Georgia (behind Mistress Aerwin's back stays in Georgia if you catch my drift...

Hello gals, Tristan here. Well That Aerwin is taking me around to meet some lady tomorrow to see If I will hook up with her. Is she kidding? I've never met a girl I did not like!Aerwin thinks a lady has to have a good pedigree! Is that not ridculous? I could care less.
I just think if it works out I should at least get a steak out of the deal, don't you?

Oh Fang I am waiting daily on that cat food to get here. I have to watch out for the postman because Punkin may try to steal it from me. She may want to see if UK Cat food is better than American made so I will have to hide it from her.

Aw Tristan, mom just wants you to meet a nice young lady.

I think steak sounds fair - if you do your job right

Punkin sounds sneaky :fang:

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Woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooo Tristan, me mate (well as much as a dog can be my pal!!)
Steak & potential offspring now wooooooohooooo (LD tend to talk out loud when reading forum posts!!)

Yes, clearly Tristan earned his steak!!

Good to see you Fang! Staying out of trouble are you??!!

(yeah right )