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PostSubject: Fang's Diary   Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:24 pm

Right.....Lodger Drifty has left the PC for a few mins....so under her login, I'm gonna post my diary.I'd appreciate if noone tells her it is here - I don't want her to know my cunning plans or I will have to find some other mug to work & pay all the bills!!


4th July 2009

Woke up at 5am & remembered it was Saturday- hmmmmmmmm...should she (Lodger Drifty) be up though? It's a day she doesn't go to work so that alarm clock that drives her nuts won't go off.Right..well I hated my food yesterday so had to teach her a lesson!

Went into stealth mode at 5:30am & sneaked up the stairs, sneaked into the bedroom & then POUNCED! HA! Found if I really jump hard either at the middle bit - or for REAL drama.. the head is where I get the best reaction!

Did my cute "drooly purr" right over the face...but nope she pushed me away & hid under the covers.I'm amazed that something that big is so weak!

I persisted for at least an hour til she shifted her arse out of bed to give me some food, but wasn't gonna be happy with that..I had to wait an HOUR! So I turned my nose up at it & walked away.Watched her stagger back to bed & I repeated the previous technique.Well after that I was tired...so nipped back down, had a bit of food, again repeated the above, then fell asleep in the middle of the bed...been practising my snoring though - I can do it well when I'm awake also!!!

Technique works though – within minutes – the WHOLE bed was mine just wish she’d keep the noise down! Stayed there for most of the day, cept if I heard the fridge door open .

5th July 2009

Well, another day where I have to put up with Lodger Drifty all day *sigh*, though she is VERY strange!

She sat watching the TV at a little ball going backwards & forwards – NOW I know why she keeps buying these silly coloured ones & puts them on the floor & rolls them towards me! She has a fettish!! I wish she would realise I am NOT a child…& the only time I chase them is to hopefully flick one in the air that whacks her in the eye – THEN she’ll stop buying the bloody things then!! (though saying that – I LOVE the ones with little bells in, but only at 3am)

At one point I could tell she was about to go off somewhere, so I did my big pleading look at here ! Works everytime!!! She tries to stroke my head in a sympathetic way - & WHAM, Ninja Fang (as I call myself) does a deadly swipe – you know she will never learn hehehe!

Well she was back again within what seems a few minutes, so no party for me.

6th July 2009

AH – Lodger Drifty is back at work today – so no need to wake her, I heard her smack the alarm clock then stumble out of bed. Decided, today, to play the “not interested in anything” hehehe that winds her up.She made coffee & sat eating Cocopops, but I still didn’t open my eyes.She cleaned my food bowl & I know her so well that she was worried – not worried enough to put food in it for me to “ignore” though hmphhhhh!!

After she had her shower, she came back downstairs & FINALLY decided to put food in the bowl, but shot back upstairs so I couldn’t do my “look of disgust”…hmmmmmm

Lodger Drifty came back downstairs in black trouser suit HA!!!!!!!! I have perfected this one if she has black trousers on. I rub around her legs & have developed the “only white fur attach”rub”

She walked out the house & within seconds I was in the bay window watching her walk down the path looking like a Black Shire Horse – with nice white furry ankles! Am I bad? HEHEHEHE

Slept most of the day, cept every now & again.I’m trying to perfect my “pressing mouth against window & blowing cheeks out” at that cat next door! Drives him mad that he can’t get me back hehehe…when I’ve perfected that I want to try the other end.. “Fart against window”

I know if that cat next door tries to get me when I’m out..Lodger Drifty will risk her life to save me- oh what a mug she is!



Well, that's it so far, will update soon - but if you tell Drifty...I will find you!!!!!!!!!



:fang: Fang *drooly purr* xx
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:54 pm

Oh Nephew Fangie!!! You are doing such a good job keeping that shifty Drifty in line!!!

Keep it up and be sure to let us know what other great pranks you pull on that one!!! Maybe I can help you think up some new ones!!! tha115

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Your purrfect and wonderful Aunt FC perfectangel

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:28 pm

Fang, you are a bloke after my own heart! You sure know how to get poor lodger Drifty's goat!naughty

You go boy... Wink drinkingfriend
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:43 am

Fang , you need to come to the US and meet Punkin my Maine Coon. She LOVES to wake me up at 4 am just so I can put food in her bowl and she takes one bite. she also loves to play at ungodly hours. But yet during the day nothing could rouse her. No mouse , no food no nothing.
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:23 am

What a life you lead, Fang. I'm lovin it!
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:21 pm

Ladies :fang: Lodger Drifty has nipped to the bathroom....so a quick note from me!
Auntie FC - all ideas welcome!!!
HL...looking good tonight babeee loving

Aerwin...is that a holiday invite???? I'm packing my little "drifty shaped" backpack as we speak!!! ---hmmmmmmm..need to get a passport! Can't wait to meet your owner Punkin, with my jetlag we can take shifts on the playing to be annoying bit (is she a looker btw?...ok my bits don't work...but I can woo the best of 'em!)

Sky - you ain't heard nothin' yet!! Some of the stuff I do would make your hair raise!! affraid (Oh...you are the one that likes jumping outta planes??? sky ) OK, a challenge, I'll jump out the plane with you as long as I'm strapped to the parachute & cuddling you very tightly! *sharpens claws for a better grip*

Dammit...Lodger Drifty is coming back down the stairs...be back soon lovely ladies with some updates on my diary!

:fang: xxxx
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:32 pm

Drifty is having a nip in the bathroom?? :I just knew she was like that!!! Evil or Very Mad

You purr thing. You need to come stay with your Auntie FC! I'll take good care of you sweetie!


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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:36 pm

FC! That looks like a stuffed cat at your dinner table! And not a looker either! Shocked affraid :D

Fang....you cheeky devil!Wink Hurry back now you hear?
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:50 pm

Fang...............you should come join us in the Adam Lambert thread.........

Great music and good eats..........


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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:55 pm

horselaydee wrote:
FC! That looks like a stuffed cat at your dinner table! And not a looker either! Shocked affraid :D

Fang....you cheeky devil!Wink Hurry back now you hear?

HOW RUDE!!! Now you have gone and hurt his feelings!! The only thing he is stuffed with is pasta!!!! Razz

Yeah Fang - come join us cool cats in Adam's thread!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:41 pm

Laaaaaaaaaadiesssssssssss :fang:

Lodger Drifty is out of the room for a few mins, so nipped on here (I MUST set up my own login!!)

FC - Oh I want you to look after me! Lodger Drifty is always & she beats me & makes me go up chimney's & down mines!!! ( or was that in my dreams....you know the 22 hours I sleep through the day!) BUT -I don't like pasta *pout*

HL - I'll always hurry back for you Babe tha115 but we aren't "exclusive"...hope you realise that!!(but if I catch you anywhere near another Fang looking cat...I WILL sulk!!!)

Sky - Thanks for the invite to the Adam thread, but I think the testosterone would kick in! I'm the bad,moody looking male about here...& I KNOW I can spray better than he can ( & my litter tray manners are immaculate!) OK, I know I have been "done" but hey, doesn't mean I can't fight my patch!
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:57 pm

Yes - do set-up your own log-in! I'd love to see your avatar! 🐱

Oh well, if you don't like pasta - I make a mean TUNA casserole!! Twisted Evil

Hey, when you come I have the purrfect gal to set you up with!!



Also, when you come we can go for walks together! Here I am in my walking outfit!



Won't we be cute??!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:23 pm

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HL - I'll always hurry back for you Babe but we aren't "exclusive"...hope you realise that!!(but if I catch you anywhere near another Fang looking cat...I WILL sulk!!!)[/
Gotcha big boy...I guess I can share you with HER. *stab, stab* *snicker, snicker* *shifty eyes*
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:17 am

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:52 pm

Hold on Punkin says she asked him first.
She is outside waiting on him to arrive.


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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:05 pm

Punkin looks like she really is pining away for Mr. Cassanova Fang!

What a pretty girl! Fang is one very lucky boy indeed! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:03 pm

Well, Punkin is gorgeous but she still needs to get in line!!!!!

Lordy Fang is going to be a busy boy once he gets over to our side of the pond!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:30 pm

Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees :fang: Lodger Drifty has gone for a shower...so I sneaked on here again Wink

My My FC, I'll go for a walk with you anytime looking like that!! Errrrrrrrrr I don't do whips or pawcuffs though!! zoom as for the cat, cute babe, but need to draw the line at where the "Brazilian" stops!!

HL- hey hey Babe!! Nice looking bed there Wink Plus being no snoring Drifty anywhere near it...minus being the young lady with the shaving obsession!..though I did treat her nice!....sniff of the nose, chucked her one of those silly jangly balls that drives Drifty mad (behave FC!!!!) she left one happy lady!!

Aerwin, tis true Punkin invited me first...& WOW what a looker, & that tail 🤤

FC - I have a pressie for you thank you Just got an email in my box that Drifty doesn't know about!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! Bugger she's on her way back down..hehehe she does look funny with wet fur!!

Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeees, see you with my own profile shortly circle
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:34 pm

Fang - I have given you a proper welcome both in the header and the welcome thread!!

We are thrilled you are finally a member!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:05 pm

FC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fang: WOOT!!! & my special ladieeeeeeeeeeeees yippee

Right enough of that...back to cool, smooth Fang
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:48 pm

We can't wait to hear more stores of Drifty! Try to sneak in here when she's not looking. Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:58 pm

OH NOZ!!! Sky is going to torture me with super cute kitten pix when I want a kitten so bad and I cannot have a kitten :(

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:05 pm

I can't have one either..............I do have regular visits from my neighbor cats though.........Jesse, Jewel and Lucy.
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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:19 pm

Aw, cute names! We do have neighbors behind us with a pure black cat that hangs out in front of my office window. But since he is pure black and the way he moves all slinky kinda scares me like he is a Halloween Cat!! affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Fang's Diary   Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:03 pm

We can all live vicariously through our *cough, cough* relationship with Fang. He is all any woman needs anyway, amirite???

Hope he comes back soon to let us know what he and lodger Drifty are up to. pacing popcorn
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