I guess i would be happy with any ring though!

Yeah me too! My friend Lisa sent me that one tonight. She emails me lots of funny stuff. I thought I'd share that one.

My aunt sent me something really funny but it is a ton of pix and I don't feel like saving them all. It's called "Porn for Women" and it's a bunch of pix of men helping around the house. It's really cute.

If my hubby made the effort and bought me a ring.......any ring....I'd be happy!

FC, I think I've seen that joke on Porn for women, it is funny!

I also got that "Porn for Women" e-mail - its a riot.

That's a good one - I've often wondered
how effective those mood rings are.

I had a great article at one time that I got
from somewhere but cant think where it is
now. I'll have to see if I can find it and post
it here - it's really funny.

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The fairy godmother replied,
"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,
into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,
Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, &held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm breath
as he whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

Your right - it is a good one

I hate supermarket shopping so I was really interested when I found this..... (which one would you like to do ?...for me I think it would be number 11 )


15 Things to do in the supermarket, if bored….

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

LOL!!

Those are really good!!

I would use #8 at Furniture stores! Every time hubby and I go to a furniture store we are pounced on by about 4 sales people as soon as we get through the door! WE HATE THAT!!

I however, LOVE to grocery shop!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess because I LOVE to EAT!!!!!!!!!!

I usually grocery shop right after lunch or dinner - so I'm good there. Except sometimes there are items in the bake shop that plead with me to take them to a good and loving home - so what can I do?

Ah well I don't have a sweet tooth, so the cakes would be left homeless (jeez, now I'm feeling sorry for cakes!!) it's just everything else unsweet that I give a good home to!

Oh man, I am a true Chocoholic! I crave it! I can go batty sometimes if I've gone days without it!

HA!!!!! So all the chocolate I get given can have a good home then - (guess that would make you take the finger off the banned button then )